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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5671 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
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Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
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