AlexandriaSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP

Feature	Description
Experienced Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System	No land claims needed, operate on trust with CoreProtect.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our shopping district and player-driven economy.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on AlexandriaSMP?

A: No, we operate on trust with the help of CoreProtect to resolve any issues quickly.

Q: What kind of events do you have on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Yes, we require all members to be 18 years or older.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	9037	Zombie Dances:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimension Hops:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	966
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Star Shards Collected:	103
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	780	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1640
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	882	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	4557
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7608

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6192	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	132	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runes Activated:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5684	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magic Items Found:	2392	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4379
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt