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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	6528
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Star Shards Collected:	251	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Potions Brewed:	93
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8004
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5904	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	1984
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	743	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3729	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Votes:	2363	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Emeralds Found:	2782
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3