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not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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