| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2314 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7171 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3967 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8607 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 823 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7913 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1020 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9735 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 269 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1840 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9621 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4378 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1093 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9832 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 161 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5614 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6555 |
| Ores Mined: | 1691 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1231 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2488 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1460 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
