Alcatraz network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	7896
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	250
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	776
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	828
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

Players:	98/500	Votes:	9161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8