AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

Album review, AlbumRater, best album, Minecraft, Music, music analysis, music assessment, music commentary, music critique, music evaluation, music feedback, music opinion, music ranking, music rating, music recommendation, Music Review, perfect score, smp, ten/ten album, top rating

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Farms Harvested:	403
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Emeralds Found:	1516
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Crops Grown:	2878	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9015
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	479	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	8264
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4808	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	860665
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6100	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.