Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	9752	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Void Gems Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5878

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Votes:	6018	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8411
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	116212	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	4462
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8064	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5065
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	3