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Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	267	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Buildings Constructed:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1410
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	85
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7081	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mines Excavated:	3181	Dimension Hops:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	7223
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9298	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Votes:	6469
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	2466
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4283
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7442	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	375
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?