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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2473 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5104 | Mines Excavated: | 1417 |
| Farms Harvested: | 912 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
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