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Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4461
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3670

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Secret Passages Found:	7

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	347	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ores Mined:	9395	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23