Alabasta: The Vanilla Server… Not! It’s actually just a semi-sweet milkshake of crafty goodness! Join us!

Adventure, alabasta, Anti-grief measures, Community Events, Crafty, Discord, Enduring, goodness, Griefing, growing family, in game, Join, Long-Term Sustainability, mature conduct, milkshake, mod support, Projects, quality-life plugins, Safe Environment, SemiSweet, Server, smp, Stable, stealing, survival gameplay, Theft Prevention Systems, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us	Hermitcraft Inspired: Embrace the collaborative spirit of Hermitcraft with a focus on creativity and camaraderie. Toxicity-Free Environment: Join a server where positivity and respect reign supreme. We prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive community. Community Events and Projects: Join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events, build monumental projects, and leave your mark on the server’s ever-evolving landscape. Zero-Tolerance Policy: We maintain a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior. Long-Term Sustainability: We’re in it for the long haul, dedicated to providing a stable and enduring Minecraft experience for years to come. Active Player Interaction: Experience the thrill of real-time interaction with fellow players as you collaborate on projects, embark on adventures, and engage in lively conversations. Mature Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in a community where mutual respect, friendly interactions, and mature conduct are paramount.
Features	Survival Gameplay with a Twist Quality-Life Plugins to make the gameplay Better Robust Anti-Grief measures and Theft Prevention Systems 24/7 mod support, ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment

About Us

Hermitcraft Inspired: Embrace the collaborative spirit of Hermitcraft with a focus on creativity and camaraderie.
Toxicity-Free Environment: Join a server where positivity and respect reign supreme. We prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive community.
Community Events and Projects: Join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events, build monumental projects, and leave your mark on the server’s ever-evolving landscape.
Zero-Tolerance Policy: We maintain a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior.
Long-Term Sustainability: We’re in it for the long haul, dedicated to providing a stable and enduring Minecraft experience for years to come.
Active Player Interaction: Experience the thrill of real-time interaction with fellow players as you collaborate on projects, embark on adventures, and engage in lively conversations.
Mature Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in a community where mutual respect, friendly interactions, and mature conduct are paramount.

Features

Survival Gameplay with a Twist
Quality-Life Plugins to make the gameplay Better
Robust Anti-Grief measures and Theft Prevention Systems
24/7 mod support, ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment

Ready to embark on your Minecraft journey? Join us today and become part of our growing family! Discord: https://discord.gg/P6hCpqCd48

Adventure awaits! See you in-game! 🚀

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, please visit our discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, we have a whitelist system in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. You will need to apply and be approved before joining the server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. These rules include no griefing, stealing, or disruptive behavior.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	241	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	219	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	62	Villages Defended:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Farms Harvested:	201	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Potions Brewed:	67	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	971	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	1180
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	5311	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	404091	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!