Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	316

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4901	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	396049
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	61	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4065
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39