| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5310 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
AkiraSMP.mcserver.ws
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7997 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8944 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 1712 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1960 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6409 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1127 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1746 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8047 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6116 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2838 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2346 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6281 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4061 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 873 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5877 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6244 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 978642 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
