Akimbocraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	4316
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	150
Star Shards Collected:	270	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	6914
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ores Mined:	8643	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	3604	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7783	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	130
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1483
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	248	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4