| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8939 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2030 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9212 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5886 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6694 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7001 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3870 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4752 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2052 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 103 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 937 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 193 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7058 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8839 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6824 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7269 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5432 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9572 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4497 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2752 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5043 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1948 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 181014 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9317 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 278 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 2805 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 757 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
