Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4073 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves to do our bidding and they now roam the server protecting us from any griefers who dare to challenge our dominance.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, we hold regular events like “Creeper Bowling” and “Zombie Pigman Racing” that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary “Notch’s Golden Pickaxe” hidden somewhere in our world. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart.
