so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Potions Brewed: 85 Alien Abductions: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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