Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Ores Mined: 3358 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 474 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5759 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7647
    Alien Abductions: 3 Enchantments Applied: 66
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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