Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 New Chunks Explored: 277769
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9035 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2754 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Dimension Hops: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2590
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Potions Brewed: 94
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 170 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Crops Grown: 4802 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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