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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6425 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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