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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Enchantments Applied:	183	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	197
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6726
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	5078

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	814

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1522	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mines Excavated:	2591	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Magic Items Found:	2653
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1