AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3117	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6472	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5910
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6347	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Towns Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6229
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crops Grown:	9415	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	9912	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchantments Applied:	149
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Enchantments Applied:	157	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7400
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Crops Grown:	3329
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!