AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Dragon Eggs Found:	7992
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	2688
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1743

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	266	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5077	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8120
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5379
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1530
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1326	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!