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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8567 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.
so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎