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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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