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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 28 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Buildings Constructed: 50
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Gods Slained: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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