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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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