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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.
Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.
So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.
