| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6053 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
NO RULES
agar.69.mu:25579
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4356 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2867 |
WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.
COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5739 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
WiryCraft.aternos.me
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 197 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3314 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9032 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4885 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 560 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2934 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7191 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3908 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8493 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3714 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
