Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 184 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9124
Magic Items Found: 5303 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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