yo yo yo, come join our minecraft server where we got the craziest shenanigans happenin’! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.

one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.

and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.

so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Animals Bred: 41 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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