| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4008 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 893 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5219 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Votes: | 4022 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 177 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4698 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8925 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2524 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9034 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7507 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9242 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7654 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 8565 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2702 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 3709 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6218 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 285 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6495 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 14120 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9942 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 102 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3694 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
