| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7249 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 318369 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2454 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 676 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3064 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6988 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 124 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 780936 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4975 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Votes: | 4502 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Emeralds Found: | 4950 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5040 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4982 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6516 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3919 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 71 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8538 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7140 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6803 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4995 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 455 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2863 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8694 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8268 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 3192 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1518 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
