| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2880 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5265 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 182 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
aeltori.apexmc.co
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7967 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5553 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4226 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1634 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5700 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8026 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4910 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6239 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2814 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3356 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5417 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 8498 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7265 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3246 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1418 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8847 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 604 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
