Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ores Mined:	615
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4367
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	4380
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	423867	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	104
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3436
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5805	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8900	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Votes:	6714
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Spears Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1494	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	416905	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	269
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	526	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.