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ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	159	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Zombie Dances:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3110	Crops Grown:	9189
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9769

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7803	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	20

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8151
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	84
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	5844

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	441017	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	196	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	99/600	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Shattered Realms Restored:	1