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GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5465	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	9395	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Dragons Tamed:	4

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4861	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	127
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	771
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Villages Defended:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4539	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4729
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

Players:	105/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1131
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1