Advancements Not Advancing SMP: Where Progress Goes to Die

Advancements, Advancing, Die, FIX, Gyser, Ip:, Minecraft, PORT, progress, Rejoin, Reset, Server, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crops Grown:	6328	Alien Abductions:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	51.222.147.227
Port	25607

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why do my advancements reset every time I rejoin the server?	This could be due to a server-side issue, such as a plugin or configuration setting. It’s recommended to check with the server administrator for assistance in resolving this issue.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version testv1.0, utilizing Geyser as a plugin for cross-platform compatibility.
How can I access the server map?	You can access the server map by visiting the following link: Server Map

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	3541
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1268
Emeralds Found:	3395	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	9311
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	628
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	8335	New Chunks Explored:	818870
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9415
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9797
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mines Excavated:	1470
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Magic Items Found:	1845	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4730	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	188538	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!