Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	168	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	140014	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	698	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Enchantments Applied:	75
Players Killed by Monsters:	4191	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2