Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Towns Built:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5907
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	418295
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2460	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	631	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	171
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

Players:	104/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2