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InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Emeralds Found:	8392	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Farms Harvested:	446

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	96373
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	6899
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9