Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 204126 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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