AdultingInMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you question your adulthood status. Like, once you join, you’ll be hit with a wave of responsibility and maturity that will make you go “wait, am I actually an adult now?” But don’t worry, because on this server, we have a secret potion that will turn you back into a kid again. Yeah, that’s right, you can relive your childhood while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

And get this, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner child while also questioning your adulthood. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, anti-US policy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign relations, global tensions, international politics, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military threats, North Korea, North Korean government, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, power struggle, Presidential Transition, security concerns, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	361
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	59334	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	191	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	7665	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Achievements, Behavior, Community, Craft, cultural norms, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, Indians, Land, mystic, Nationality, prejudice, pride, Race, self-promotion, societal expectations, society, South Asian, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

Creeper’s Curse Server

bad language, CREEPERS, CURSE, curse language, curse words, cussing, expletive, favorite bad word, favorite curse language, favorite curse phrase, favorite curse word, favorite cuss word, favorite expletive, favorite profanity, favorite swear phrase, favorite swear word, favorite vulgar word, Profanity, Server, swear words, swearing, vulgar language

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!

CraftyCecilia’s Server

Cecilia Sala, Censorship, CraftyCecilias, current events, Detained in Tehran, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Italian embassy, Italian Journalist, italy, journalism ethics, journalist, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, press freedom, Server, Tehran

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!

Putin’sSkyWars

air travel, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, international incident, investigation, Military Action, national security, plane crash, political tension, president, PutinsSkyWars, russia, security breach, shot at, Tragedy, transportation incident, world news

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Votes:	2932
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.

join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.

plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.