New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, gather ’round all you pixelated warriors and my fellow blocky bandits, ’cause have I got a mystical Minecraft journey lined up for you, or what? Forget about your boring IRL adulting responsibilities, like paying taxes or doing laundry (ugh, who even folds clothes?!) and embrace the chaotic mayhem of joining the most bonkers SMP ever! Why? Well, lemme hit you with some absurd reasons that’ll definitely make you want to dive headfirst into this digital madness.

    • Epic Enchantments of Eldritch Proportions! Ever seen a full diamond armor with unicorn horn?? Didn’t think so! The last dude who tried to leave the server without at least one pair of enchanted Crocs was turned into a potato and now lives in the Nether. True story! Join us and maybe you’ll find the legendary "Boots of Havoc," which, rumor has it, allow you to moonwalk on lava! Just one slip-up, and you might transform into a flaming campfire—YUM!

    • Crafting Cows that Solve World Problems! Can’t figure out how to balance your budget? Our cows can! They’ll moo you breakthrough financial advice! Just be ready to feed them a steady diet of enchanted hay, otherwise, they might start giving you "inspiration" by chewing your house down. Yeah, redstone isn’t the only thing that’ll get you fired up!

    • Inter-Dimensional PVP with Cosmic Beings! Forget normal PvP; you’ll fight against the dimension-hopping Space Larry who steals your diamonds and hides them in alternate universes—yes, he’s a total jerk. Don’t worry, he has a beef with the Ender Dragon too, so teaming up with him is basically like asking a badger for help against a bear. It’s weirdly strategic and totally wouldn’t lead to your untimely demise, right?

    • Treasure Hunts with Surprise Lasers! Who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt, especially when it includes laser traps set by disgruntled parrots who think they are the next Indiana Jones? And trust me, you’ll want to dodge those lasers unless you fancy looking like a disco ball the next time you log into the server. Pro tip: bring chickens; they distract the parrots. Somehow.

    • The Legend of the Missing Cake! Legend has it, there was once an epic birthday cake, but it went missing (probably stolen by those pesky Endermen), and if you can find the pieces, you might—or might not—end up summoning the Great Cake of Doom. Some say it’ll grant you unlimited cake slices… but most say it’ll just slap you with a soggy sponge. Either way, #WorthIt!

    • Vegetable Trading with Squidward’s Far-Removed Cousin! If you ever wanted to swap carrots for enchanted pickles while arguing with an octopus, this is your calling. I mean, who doesn’t want to barter with a sentient fruit salad? You’ll never experience true happiness until you try to haggle over a stack of melons with a dude who claims to have an intergalactic bank account!

In conclusion: being a young adult in real life is like trying to mine with a wooden pickaxe in a world full of obsidian and dragons. So, basically, if you don’t want to end up as someone’s potato in the real world, hop on this Minecraft SMP. Grab your virtual pickaxe and let’s dive into a chaotic mess of blocks, bizarre quests, and skill-building activities that’ll make low-key adulting seem like a mini-game! See you in the land where logic is just a suggestion! 🌈💥

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  • SevMC SMP: Chill Craft 18+

    SevMC SMP: Chill Craft 18+

    New Minecraft Servers

    # SevMC SMP

    Type: Semi-Vanilla Version: 1.21.7 Whitelist: Yes Age: 18+ Features: – Dynmap – Proximity Voice – HermitCraft-Inspired

    ## Welcome to SevMC!

    SevMC is a chill spot for folks 18 and up. It’s a whitelisted server that runs on PaperMC. The vibe is friendly and fun, with simple rules to keep it that way.

    ### Rules: – No griefing or stealing – Be kind to all – No unfair mods

    ### Gameplay: We keep it close to vanilla but add some nice stuff like: – Home, tpa, and spawn teleportation

    ## Features: – Shopping District: Coming soon! – Proximity Voice Chat: Talk to your pals nearby. – Dynmap: See the world map live. – Two-Way Chat: Chat with Discord too. – Leaderboards: Show off your skills!

    ## Our Values: – Focus on community and fun. – Build a great economy with shops. – Maturity is key! Don’t mess with others’ stuff.

    ### What We Ask: – Be mature and chill. – 18 years or older (some exceptions). – Make a shop in the district if you can. – Build near spawn and others (not a must).

    ## How to Join: Hit us up on Discord: Join Us

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  • Sara’s SMP 🌷 Join & Play!

    Sara’s SMP 🌷 Join & Play!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌷 Sara’s World 🌷

    IP: sarasworld.mc.gg

    ✨・゚:* 「🌷」*:・゚✨ 🌷 SMP, Community Governed, Events 🌷 Skyblock & Lifesteal coming soon 🌷 Economy, Auctions, Store 🌷 Find friends, Progress together ✧・゚:* 「♡」*:・゚✧

    Want more mobs? Better shops? New game stuff? Gather your pals, form a crew, pick your Cleric, and share your ideas. Every month, Clerics meet to pick the best ones.

    Who gets the final say? YOU—the Premium+ subscriber.

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  • Sheesh! Craft SMP Fun Zone!

    Sheesh! Craft SMP Fun Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sheesh! Craft SMP

    No Whitelist | Blue Map | No P2W | Semi-Vanilla


    Sheesh! Craft is a fresh take on Minecraft. No more pay-to-win junk or power-hungry admins. This is the place to chill and play!

    What’s Cool Here?

      • Custom Mobs: Over 50 new pals like otters, antelope, and raccoons.
      • Boss Battles: Fight 6 custom bosses, with 4 more on the way!
      • Collectibles: Grab plushies, cards, and more to fill your stash.

    Fun Features

      • Land Claiming: Keep your stuff safe.
      • Set Homes: Fast travel with multiple spawn points.
      • /back on Death: No more lost gear.
      • Skip Night Voting: Sleep when needed.
      • No Phantom Spawns: Enjoy the night without the hassle.

    More to Explore

      • Creative Mode: Build your dreams.
      • Skyblock: Test your skills in a new way.
      • New Stuff: We add mobs and items that fit right in with the game.

    Join the Fun!

    The owner is active and wants to keep things safe and fun. With a cozy group of 5-10 players online, it feels like home.

    Server Info

      • IP: play.sheeshcraft.com
      • BR Port: 25678

    Connect with Us

    Come hang out and make some memories!

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  • SUPERHEAVY Quest PvP PvE Whitelist

    SUPERHEAVY Quest PvP PvE Whitelist

    New Minecraft Servers

    SUPERHEAVY Server Info

    Game Type: Modded | PvP | PvE Access: Whitelist


    About the Game

    Izatel is a cool modded MMORPG. Superheavy is the 6th try at it. This version has:

      • 400+ Quests
      • Working Economy
      • World Tiers
      • Toggleable PvP
      • New PMMO System

    It also has weapon class growth, so players can level up their gear.


    Stress Test

    Join the stress test on Friday, August 11th, 2025 Time:

      • 8PM EST
      • 7PM CST
      • 6PM MST

    All are welcome to join!


    Links


    Get ready to play!

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  • MCVerseCity: Chill Craft Life

    MCVerseCity: Chill Craft Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    MCVerseCity – Classic Survival Grind

    Long Term SMP with a 10 Year Goal!

    Server Features

      • No Custom Stuff: Just pure Minecraft fun.
      • Skip the Grind: Use player markets or take your time!
      • Updated to 1.21.8: Semi-hardcore is now live.

    Play Style:

      • Chill like single-player or trade with pals.
      • Rank up for free as you play!

    World Info:

      • Huge world, 24 out of 120+ months old.
      • Only ~10% explored, so take it slow and build.

    Community:

      • Adults aged 18-70+.
      • Growing and friendly vibe.

    Game Modes

    Permanent SMP

      • [1.21.8] Long Term Survival with:
        • Map
        • Claims
        • Markets
        • Clans
        • Fishing Contests

    Community Classics

    Features List

      • 72 Hour Dead Chest: Get your stuff back!
      • Self Managed PvP & Clans
      • No TP from Nether or End: Fight your way out!
      • Large 256k World: Only 10% explored.
      • Resource Worlds: Easy access to stuff. (/jump)
      • Permanent Claims: Earn over 200k claim blocks!
      • Mob & Player Heads
      • Mini Blocks & Armor Stands: Decorate your builds!
      • Fishing Competitions: Catch and sell fancy fish heads!
      • Dragon Slayer: Respawning End Cycle.
      • Full Mob Spawns: Huge 24 chunk render distance.
      • Phantom Toggle
      • Searchable Player Market: Start your store!
      • Public Mob Farms & Group Projects
      • Proximity Chat: Get to know your pals!
      • Chill Community: Admins are friendly and responsive.

    Join Us!

    Website: www.mcverse.city Guide: www.mcverse.city/guide Map: map.mcverse.city Discord: Join Here

    Come build, trade, and chill with us!

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