Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Dragons Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

    Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

    Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP
    🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

    🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

    🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

    💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Indies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

    Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

    Blaze Haven Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

    But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

    Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • He Cucked Minecraft Server

    He Cucked Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 153 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

    Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

    Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Euphonium City Minecraft Server

    Euphonium City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

    Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

    Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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