New Minecraft Servers

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

    XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

    EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

    but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

    AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lung Scan Fun Land

    Lung Scan Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lanterncraft

    Lanterncraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    🕯 Quests We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
    🛡️ Dungeons Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
    🍃 Resource Worlds Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
    💰 Player-Controlled Economy Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
    🏪 Player Marketplace Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
    🌍 No Map Wipes Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

    Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

    A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

    Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

    A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

    New Minecraft Server
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