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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9388 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.
Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!
