Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., amazing phenomenon, corpo drones, Corpos, Cultural differences, EN curse, Entertainment, EOP, holoEN, HoloEns, hololive, indies, lack, lack of professionalism, language barrier, learn Japanese, Minecraft, normal, Online Community, Professionalism, smp, sophism, virtual idols, Vtubers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Ores Mined:	4217	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2651	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crops Grown:	5388
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	996
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	4573	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!