Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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