ADHD Narcissists: HyperactiveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8381	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Star Shards Collected:	279

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	297	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Votes:	8087	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crops Grown:	5006	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9058

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	9363	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Runes Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2795
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Votes:	6264	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	109/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9009	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1